Words of a 3 Year Old

We are quite entertained by the three year old that runs the house. The most entertaining part of living with this particular three year is her use of the English language. Today I will share some of this with you.

Whenever at the mall, she will cry to ride the alligator AKA elevator, repeatedly.

In the morning, before leaving the house, she must always brush her teef AKA teeth.

When having chicken nuggets from McDonalds, she always wants sweet teaf AKA sweet tea, to drink.

When everyone is talking, and she wants you to listen to her, she asks that everyone stop talking to her.

When she wants to take a bath, she explains to me that her hair stinks, her feet stinks, her hands stinks, her legs stinks and her hair stinks.

When one of the older four gets upset with her or I have to discipline her, she asks us to be her friend please.

When Emma the kitten is being bad, Gabby puts her in time out. (the coat closet)

When mommy is doing work on the computer and I walk away for a moment, she informs me that she needs to check her SPACEBOOK AKA FACEBOOK.

When wanting to ride in her battery operated car, she says we need to charge the battery car AKA just simply the battery.

She loves to play with her turtle AKA belly button.

When going to the potty she NEEDS nackins AKA toilet paper.